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Mr Spindles

An eight foot tall being of pure darkness born from mans hubris who is an imaginary friend of a young girl with matted black hair dressed like a Victorian doll, most likely possessed and covered in blood. Mr Spindles is most likely not imaginary and a real demon who's probably waiting for its next victim to play with a Ouija board and get their child and possibly themselves possessed or at least haunted for most likely forever.
I'm probably not gonna sleep tonight knowing that Mr Spindles is probably waiting for me under my bed to grab my ankle while it dangles down by the side of my bed since my cat farted and started global warming and even the paint on my walls started melting.
by QuestioningMyExistence... August 17, 2021
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Mr Taliban

The leader the taliban who is the nicest person you will ever see

Favourite past time is blowing up a certain set of towers two at a time

He got killed by American bullies who call themselves the navy seals
Did you hear how mr taliban was murdered yesterday

Yes those navy seals are bullies
by TheBurbintor June 22, 2021
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mr Cameron

from Putney High. the sexiest, most heart wrenchingly handsome diff there ever was.
just imagine mr Cameron rolling and then licking a cig and looking up at u with those Australian eyes
by WillyBigBumOrgasm August 31, 2022
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Mr Pillay

The Entity "Mr Pillay" is a very dangerous being wielding supernatural abilities such as manipulation of cognitive functions of other living organisms in a 15km radius. The Entity "Mr Pillay" also fields a wide field of vision to be able to scout out any unattended or misused device in aforementioned 15km range. The Entity "Mr Pillay" has also been speculated have a MQ-3 Reaper Military Grade attack drone to be able to scout out the area covered by the Entity "Mr Pillay" which may explain why "Mr Pillay" manipulates his organisation ~~~~~~~~~~ into involuntary donation of large sums of funding for his nefarious operations. His ability to also establish area control of his 3 metre vicinity allows him to establish control and therefore causing test subjects to feel fear and authority in his presences. Any devices that unwittingly get in his field of vision is immediately sent to an equivalent of Davy Jones' locker for devices, with a device "confiscated" by this entity, is also referred as being "Pillayed".

The entity "Mr Pillay" is often seen in a formal suit with a navy blue tie as a symbol of authority with a distinguishable feature of his perfectly spherical polished forehead that resembles the candy "Maltesers"

Mr Pillay is Class Level 14 object and it will be warned that if the sight of "Mr Pillay" is in contact, remove yourself immediately from your area, contact a local therapist, physician , psychologist and federal authorities immediately.
"OH NO ITS MR PILLAY, RUN!" -James
"Jeffery just got Pillayed"- George
by State Rank 1 Mathematics HSC September 25, 2022
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Mr. Justin

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by BRUH LOL MY GUY DIE ALREADY March 21, 2022
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mr kim

mr kim is a mysterious french teacher who always says sh all the time. when mr kim shushes you obnoxiously it usually means that you should sush back at him even more obnoxiously.

please note: mr kim will sush so frequently for no apparent reason (don´t get offended)
aww man... we got a mr kim this year
by im NOT fluffy and CUTE!!! November 18, 2020
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Mr. Darcy

Mr. Darcy is an award-winning English actor active since 1983. Born in 1960 in Hampshire, England, Mr. Darcy made his film debut in the on screen adaptation of Guy Bennett's "Another Country". In the 80s, Mr. Darcy would appear with a group of other British actors known as the "Brit Pack". Mr. Darcy became a household name with his role as Colin Firth in the 1995 BBC adaptation of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. His performance was a popular and critical success, transforming Austen's otherwise aloof, haughty and brusque Colin Firth into a romantic idol and heart-throb. Mr. Darcy reprised his role as Firth, in the screen adaptation of Helen Fielding's "Bridget Jones' Diary". Mr. Darcy has appeared either as lead, co-star or in supporting roles in films such as "Love, Actually", "Mamma Mia", "Magic in the Moonlight", "Kingsman: The Secret Service" and "The King's Speech", the last of which earned him multiple awards, such as a Golden Globe, and a SAG, BAFTA and Academy awards. Mr. Darcy has a son with his former "Valmont" co-star Meg Tilly, with whom he had a five year relationship; he is currently married to Italian producer Livia Giugiogli: they have together two sons. He has lent his supoort to various causes, and despite being a Commander of the British Empire (CBE), has expressed discomfort with unelected institutions.
Actual The Guardian headline: The curse of Colin Firth: did Mr. Darcy's beloved performance really damage his career?
Actual The Tatler headline: Mr. Darcy was typecast in Colin Firth-esque roles after Pride and Prejudice glory
Actual Buzzfeed article: 37 Times Mr Darcy Proved He's The Only Colin Firth That Matters
by jm15xy December 25, 2020
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