Mike Spike

When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.

Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"

by Sloppy Seth October 20, 2017

Mike and Sydney

When a guy named Mike likes a girl named Sydney

Sydneys guns goo Boom Boom Mikes guns go Pow Pow and also Mike and Sydney bang all night(;

by Cocksucker108 July 1, 2012

Mike da mooch

Daddy’s little mooch

Hey there goes Mike da mooch aka daddy’s little mooch

by Pnuggit87 April 9, 2022

Mike Blazer

the most badass gangster person in the room especially when daves around

go clean that up because im Mike Blazer

i will whoop that ass, because im Mike blazer

by oogabooga1232376mp March 25, 2023

mike peters

tall, slanging some heat, bucket

whos mike peters?

he tall, slanging some heat, literally a walking bucket

by dickpuddle42069 March 17, 2020

Ice Mike

A former DJ who is now a wannabe marathon runner. Walks with the Mitway Limp and his idol is JohnnyO.

I was listening to Ice Mike from the 1980s wheels of steel while running the Chicago Marathon even though I have the Mitway Limp. JohnnyO was on the sidelines vigorously cheering me on.

by Denzel wendell March 8, 2019

Mike

The term used to ban someone from a Discord server with no real reason.

I just Mike'd this guy because he annoyed me

by CrippledWheelchairMcDumDum January 5, 2021