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Bitch Mike

A little boy name Michael B. Who sucks at MK
He is Bitch Mike because he sucks
by BigDog230 January 22, 2022
mugGet the Bitch Mikemug.

Mike

A stupid big guy he’s a little over weight and says the n word but it’s ok cuz he’s flat asf he needs surgery like bad instead of his ass going out it goes in😝 he still eats that up tho he also carries a huge bottle of tajin in his bag every day and doesn’t share answers and is extremely rude but “just do it”-Nike 😛😍
Mike is a n word

Ikr
by Lalallalaalalal February 17, 2024
mugGet the Mikemug.

mike dodds

he is a nice friendly fellow and loves men in his bedroom. he plays a lot of farming simulator he loves his friend oliver gibson but sometimes he’s fat. ly mike x
by benissexy69 July 18, 2021
mugGet the mike doddsmug.

Mike

by Flubbergup October 5, 2020
mugGet the Mikemug.

Mike

I "miked it"
by Kiweed March 28, 2023
mugGet the Mikemug.

Mike

Who's Mike?! Who is he?!
'cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
Every time Tenna asks Mike to do something, it's either like...
He just does it himself, we do it secretly, or...
It just sorta happens!
So, who is Mike!? Who is he!? Is he just Tenna's imaginary friend!?
Is he Tenna's alter-ego!? Like some alternate personality or something!?
And why the hell does he get so much love and attention !?
If the weather guys are second-in-command, what does that make him!?
...
What?
It's ALWAYS been us!?
Then where'd the idea of Mike come from in the first place!?
This doesn't make any sense!!
What about you guys!? You came to this room...
Are you guys Mike?! Are you!?
Huh!? Are ya!? Are ya!?
by amogusamoguseverywhere July 1, 2025
mugGet the Mikemug.

Mike’s Ratio

When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.
Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.
by BigManJay1 January 25, 2019
mugGet the Mike’s Ratiomug.

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