hairy sack of magic

The magical sack where one's testicles are encased. This sack is magical because it is used in making babies.

Where did you come from?
My father's hairy sack of magic.

by Knacker Sack October 29, 2015

saturday night magic

The one black guy at a party.

Have you seen the saturday night magic over there?

by ReversedOblivion August 24, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016

re-re-magee

A kind way to call someone an idiot by not offending individuals with special needs by using the word "retard"

Someone else: Where are my keys?
(The keys are sitting right in front of them)
You: They are right in front of you, you re-re-magee!

by Word_Queen March 22, 2017

wand of magic missile

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.

“Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”

by Dune_fucker June 1, 2018

janet from magic school bus

wow, how did you get here?

janet from magic school bus is straight lol

by orange justice simulator October 31, 2018