Mads

ugly
fat
thinks he is cool

omg he is such a mads

by jojo374 March 14, 2017

March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017

Mad Defensive

Hoppy's play-style is "Mad Defensive" e.g. running and bowing.

Guy 1: Damn, this guy is playing so mad defensive
Guy 2: *runs and bows*

by Spambow June 26, 2016

as mad as a cut snake

It means insane. Because when a snake gets chopped in two it goes crazy (don't try at home)

He was as mad as a cut snake.

by DoneForG%?d June 24, 2016

Mad takes

Excellent dance moves

she droppin' some mad takes on the dance floor

by Sassqueen97 June 12, 2016

Mad genital

A Mad Genital happens during coitus, the man or woman lights their pubic hair on fire, and slaps it across their partner's face.
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I just Mad Genital'd my girlfriend. She suffered 3rd degree burns, and is also suing me.

by The Devil's Boobies June 2, 2016

mad hermit

Unprotected anal sex with a unwashed dirty penis, possibly having an STD.

"Shawn totally gave that guy his mad hermit"

by Molochph October 10, 2016