Beard Madness

A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.

“Day-two Beard Madness has me wanting to claw my face off.”

by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025

Mad Dog

A term that is used to describe a cool thing that has happened.

"Oh shit, that's mad dog"

by YourMumsVisa September 5, 2021

Mads

Extremely happy and positive, But When defeat is close turns into the opposite...

Big ego and Very loyal.
Big penis as Well ;)

Kid: Oh that Guy is so awesome!
Other kid: Yeah i know, he's such a Mads

by Madzic December 12, 2016

mc mad

when someone is in the mc donalds drive through and they get so mad that they punch the ordering screen

person driving: what happened to the ordering screen
worker: oh that someone got mc mad and punched it

by idk kyle January 30, 2022

Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit

Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho

by Wengerbender May 1, 2014

mad hermit

Unprotected anal sex with a unwashed dirty penis, possibly having an STD.

"Shawn totally gave that guy his mad hermit"

by Molochph October 10, 2016

Mads

An idiot that know's nothing and is just incredibly stupid

Omg hes so stupid

Ikr such a Mads

by Emidhksjkefjfsj June 19, 2020