The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.
I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 07, 2023
by Pdiggggggle June 19, 2022
A poor in-midst-mid-age-crisis white woman who got rick rolled by a local guy in hong kong whose not even as familiar as western culture as her.
Hannah M. Ahs recently dumped a 178cm super cute and honest but not buffed australianized hk guy for this cocky hk local shortie who sole purpose of existence on earth is to mock her life for good and undermine her dignity.
by HanSam Lee September 19, 2018
That one person that can make you smile, no matter what’s going on
The most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen, a smile that lights up any room
An important person, an important cupcake
The most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen, a smile that lights up any room
An important person, an important cupcake
by Your muffin7 June 22, 2021
Is probably super annoying and has a super small penis. He probably try’s to counteract this by being mean and hurting others. Posts shooting stuff on his story.
by the U November 29, 2021
Abbreviation: DMD
Deep&meaningful&dougie.
Having a deep and meaningful whist being drunk enough to dougie. Aka generally having a good night on the piss, whilst sharing your closest secrets and whining about how messed up your love life is.
Deep&meaningful&dougie.
Having a deep and meaningful whist being drunk enough to dougie. Aka generally having a good night on the piss, whilst sharing your closest secrets and whining about how messed up your love life is.
Me: Yo, we need to chat..
You: Yeah man, Lets crash drinks and have a D&M&D.
Me: Sweet, Thats our mission for this term.
You: Yeah man, Lets crash drinks and have a D&M&D.
Me: Sweet, Thats our mission for this term.
by jwowwwwwwwwwwwwwww May 08, 2011
Someone who goes through everything with you, literally everything. they are drop dead gorgeous but insecure because of their HORRIBLE taste in men and won’t give up on them even after their friends tell them it’s a bad relationship 500 times.
Person 1: omg he’s so hot
Person 2: he literally called you a bitch to all his friends
Person 1: I know but..
Person 2: Okay Davis m.
Person 2: he literally called you a bitch to all his friends
Person 1: I know but..
Person 2: Okay Davis m.
by Kobozo June 13, 2022