January 24

National BADHATU DAY, I LOVE SO SO MUCH BADHATU. You've helped me through so damn much. I'm so grateful for you. ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY

Me: It's January 24.

Badhatu: OMG IS IT MY BDAY?

Me: No, its NationaL BADHATU DAY WOOO

Badhatu: AWEE TYSM

Me: ILY ILY ILY

by kenma's gameboy and everything June 18, 2022

January 1

Today is a day to flirt, kiss, hug, or ask out you crush

Girl:Hey*kisses*
Guy:What the fuck
Girl:It’s January 1
Guy:Oh *kisses*

by Hiimme623 November 17, 2020

January 16th

It's Slander Dorothée Day. If you find a Dorothée, bully her.

Hey it's January 16th.

Yeah I know it's Beat Dorothée Day, I'm searching for one now.

by menoum January 15, 2022

January 06

National Yareli day , because this is the day to remember Yareli is an awesome name and an awesome person

P1- Doo you know what day it is?
P2- January 06?
P1- No, It’s national yareli day!

by coolchickjulie May 22, 2024

January 25

Ask your crush out day

Boy 1:it’s January 25th this is your chance
Boy 2:ok here foes nothing

by fgjhdfnk January 24, 2021

8th of January

January 8th is a day for adequate sleep. Take this time to catch up on missed sleep from hanging out with insomniacs.

Person 1: LET’S STAY UP ALL NIGHT!
Person 2: Nah I’m good, it’s the 8th of January. Sleepy time.
Person 1: What the flip.

by WhipNaeNaeNigga January 7, 2025

January 6

One of the darkest days in human history, according to Democrats - some would argue that it rivals the Holocaust in its gravity. Democracy, as we know it, was nearly brought to its knees by the violent unarmed "insurrectionists." Each year, the anniversary demands a moment of silence and you must suspend all essential activities in remembrance of the preservation of democracy , lest you risk offending the Democrats.

Mike (Republican): hey, so sorry for your mom's passing. I heard your mom's funeral is next week. When is it? I will leave that day open so I can attend it

Jim (Democrat): well... It's not decided yet. The thing is .. the only available date was on Jan 6.....

Bart (another Democrat): Jan 6?!?! I know it's your mom but... I dunno man, you can't be doing that... It's January 6!!!

Mike: what's wrong with Jan 6? It's just another Wednesday.

*Later that evening, Mike is arrested for treason*

by ThePunisher312 January 26, 2025