January 3rd

Real niggas day. A day where all dudes get chocolate and Xbox/ play station gift cards😙.

Her: happy real niggas day. January 3rd is the only day that is meant for u

Him: thanks 😊

by Annoying annoys December 03, 2020

January 3rd

January 3rd is No Ichiro Day. This refers to a day where you're not supposed to do, talk about etc anything related to Ichiro Yamada from Hypnosis Mic. He's strictly forbidden.

A: Hey my new Ichiro plushie just came in
B: Dude what the hell it's January 3rd
A: Oh shit you're right. I need to burn this thing

by rabidredsalsa January 03, 2024

January 3rd

The day where you ask out ur crush

‘Yo its january 3rd ask bowie out’
‘No no no i cant’
‘You HAVE to’
‘fine 🙄’

by Cantbenotbotheredd January 02, 2024

January 3rd

There is nothing on this day soo imma make it national slide up or dm your crush day

You: *sees crush posts*
Also you: its January 3rd i should tell her how I feel

by Doritojahofficial November 23, 2021

January 3rd

National tell your crush you like them day
Definition: On January 3rd you tell your crush that you like them

Hey it’s January 3rd I have to tell them I like them..

by Clvdii January 01, 2022

January 3rd

national florence pugh day

what’s the date today? january 3rd, national florence pugh day

by yourmumssidepiece January 03, 2022

Janitorial Jizz January

When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.

Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!

by Profstrange December 01, 2018