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Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
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Ethan

Just a guy. He's Cool. He likes anime. And pussy.
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This person is a very good friend and they can almost always be there for you. NOTICE HOW I SAID ALMOST. They can be really annoying and really mean at most times but all in all, if you find one then keep them.
Person: What is your name
Ethan: It's Ethan, Why?
Person: Can we be friends lol
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A boy with a slight savior complex. He is the type of person who would do anything to make the people he cares about happy and help however he can, no matter the situation. He can be a complete goofball, which will make you question his intelligence, until the situation comes up where he proves that his talented mind isn't any joke. Best paired with a Ryan and/or a Cire, you get an elite duo/trio. It's not hard for him to express feelings and speak open mindingly. Prides himself on his strength and many great talents. He can be immature, but learns when to stop. Ethan comes off as rude person, but is truly one of the most friendly people you will meet. Despite wanting to help everyone, his loyalty is unmatched where he won't betray your trust to give into his savior complex. Overall, he's the ultimate nigga and deserves to be loved.
Ryan: "Yo you heard? Ethan got a girl. Know he bouta give her the world."
Cire: "Ong bro. Ethan is such a great person bro. Inspires me to do better in life."
Leina: "Yea yea. Ethan helped me alot. He's such a great person."
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When off of his ADHD drugs, he could lose control . Drinks three dr peppers and Red Bull because it reverses the caffeine effect.
Hey, what the fuck is he doing?

It’s Ethan
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