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Dylan

Hey Dylan, I'll suck your dick for a dollar.
by Dylan's Child March 6, 2018
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Dylaning

A term used to describe a specific form of assault wherein the perpetrator abruptly pulls down another man's pants and inserts the victims penis into their mouth before readjusting the victim's clothing.
“He was too shocked to even resist the Dylaning occurring”
by TYyrrePJ May 6, 2024
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Dylan

Dylan is an amazing guy he will be shy around your family but will always be happy to be around you.
Dylan does not get caught like ever his real name is NAC but this will not be if you have a 69 looking ass come around and snitch.
He talks to you like your one of the "bros" but he has respect for you.
He really loves you and he is really like really overprotective with his middux.
Is that dylan he is taking care of his middux
by Harmony62516 December 4, 2019
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Dylan

A boy with greenish blueish eyes, brown hair that flips to the left. A Dylan is childish in the good way that makes him hilarious. He’s creative. He’s amazing at drawings and will draw anything for anyone, at anytime. Nobody knows if he’s looking for someone to love at the moment, but there’s definitely one person he’s very close with that is seriously crushing on him. Once a Dylan makes a friend, everyone knows he’ll never lose that friend. A Dylan. A trustworthy guy.
Look there’s Dylan. He’s my friend. I know i’ll never lose him.
by poop5256 February 10, 2018
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Dylan

by RomanScandal450 June 8, 2022
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Dylan

A good person, on of the purist kind, but prone to doing dumb things. Dylan is a kind, very likable person, and is also very strange and has no problems being able to make you laugh. If you get a Dylan as a friend, keep him; he'll always listen to your problems and make you laugh afterwards. Since he's prone to doing dumb things, you'll have to step in alert him to that fact every now and then. Feel free to do so gently or harshly. He won't like it, but he'll understand you're doing it because you care about him. Try not to let him do too many dangerous dumb stunts. He has no problem doing things that will invariably end with a hard hit to the noggin, reducing his already terrible memory even further. He has a hard time relaxing, so if you have a good relaxation technique, make sure to share it with him. But most importantly, never let him doubt how much he means to you. You never know when he'll be gone, and life won't be quite the same without him.

For some, Dylan is a valuable friend, For others, a valuable Life-Partner- And for others still, he's both. Be careful, he could steal your heart if you're not cautious... He certainly stole mine.
-He just protected me from a rhino and now the rhinos dead hes crying.

-yep, Sounds like Dylan
by BumbleBumble123 November 22, 2021
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Dylan

Dylan is a numerology god. He can predict the future by knowing your date of birth. Dylan can also be defined as a tree, long and lanky
Hey can you use Dylan to see my future.
by Xbb9 November 22, 2021
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