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David

David's are usually a very big guy who workout everyday. The girls don't like him because he sweats ALL THE TIME. He plays jv sports through out his highschool career and doesn't touch not one Varsity game. He his a game freak but sucks at every game he plays
David gets no playing time
by Bigbillyboyy March 17, 2020
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David tepper

A guy who seems to enjoy keeping people on edge, then doing something to make them think he's one of them, and not a feudal lord or king in a castle.
David Tepper is never going to be on your side if you're a Panthers fan, he doesn't have to be.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
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David kanker

when your fiora ints your lane and you tilt out of the game
Yesterday i pulled a david kanker because my team was bad
by cummasterchum May 8, 2020
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David Dose

An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)
Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”

Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”

Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”
by Davie :,) May 8, 2020
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David

I fat fucking prick that eats nothing but dick
U suck a lot of dick David
by Rhdjdndnnddn May 8, 2020
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David

by RIDQ May 8, 2020
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