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Dylan

Dylan is an asshole who never leaves you alone and sucks on his fingers. He gets so intense with his sucking, you can hear it from 13 blocks away. Dylan is gay, and likes to suck anything that is 3 inches. "3 inches is my standard." Dylan says. Overall he is a real pain, and is like a leach that you can't pull off your ballsack.
Dylan: "Yo I love KFC, I can suck my fingers without looking like the asshole I am."
by big dave big ass March 9, 2020
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Dylan Challenge

The practice of trying to only be awake for four hours a day as well as monthly fat girl visits. Please perform at your own risk
I think me and my buddies are going to try the Dylan challenge!
by NotAdamBates July 13, 2024
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Dylan

Dylan has a tiny penis and doesn’t pull any bitches even he has the worse grammar when texting and in person 💀🙏
Guy: dylan has the worse grammar
by 3_scaped November 20, 2021
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Dylan

person you are friends with but you don't know why
why am I friends with Dylan? he's an asshole.
by 69pewdiepie January 21, 2020
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Dylan Boslem

Dylan Boslem is the best person you will honestly ever meet. Dylan B can be an arse sometimes - but if your nice to him and actually give him a chance, he will eventually show his soft side and will begin to shower you with a lot of affection. Dylan just wants to be hugged, for he doesn’t get to be hugged often. Please don’t let go of him, for he’s a very bright person and one of the best people you will ever meet
Dylan B is the best person ive ever met!!

Dylan Boslem - The best boy in the world
by ahookerwithaheartcharcoal November 4, 2022
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Dylan

Someone who seems very innocent but is actually very guilty...but still fun to be around, for some...
"Dylan is being bad!"

"No, that's not true"
"Watch this video"

"Ok...maybe he is little BAD"
by dj_beans October 26, 2020
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Dylan

The coolest GIRL ever SHE is so nice and literally the most beautiful person ever. SHE is so perfect and everyone should love HER. Great smile, pretty eyes. SHE SHE SHE
Wow she’s such a Dylan.
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