Mike

He’s coo no how to play Fortnite really good in yea he’s good in basketball

You sound see mike

by Yoboyjams November 21, 2021

Mike

Success

Nothing better than a day full of mike.

by Flubbergup October 5, 2020

Mike B

A disrespectful egotistical, arrogant, rude, racist, sexist, POS asshole male that can't keep even the nicest girlfriend, and he even hates kids! The worst cock sucker wanna be alpha male on the planet! Everyone fucking hates him!

Did you see the asshole guy attack that girl scout? A real fucking Mike B we got here! That POS needs to be someone's prison bitch for life!

by Nichorn June 28, 2020

Mike and Sydney

When a guy named Mike likes a girl named Sydney

Sydneys guns goo Boom Boom Mikes guns go Pow Pow and also Mike and Sydney bang all night(;

by Cocksucker108 July 1, 2012

Mike quilter

Every group has one: the guy that gets so drunk and tries to pick up every girl that is not even old enough to watch MA movies. Also he is the groups biggest pest and has a pin dick.

fuck my life here comes the mike quilter

by johndeereo October 14, 2011

Mike Bailey

A redneck god amongst men. His name can be used as an adjective or verb : when something is red necked, jerry rigged like fuck, or crazy in general. Something legendarily redneck. The yee yee equivalent of “living like Larry”.

A : “I lost the bolt to my bike rack so I just fuckin duct taped that shit on the back.”

B : “Thats some Mike Bailey shit man”

by mattybtheslumpgod September 14, 2020

Mike’s Ratio

When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.

Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.

by BigManJay1 January 25, 2019