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Jacob Beamer

Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!
"He is such a fuckboy! He just asked me for nudes!"
"He must be a Jacob Beamer"
by kay.kay.kay. May 22, 2016
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Jacob

by Coydee May 19, 2023
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jacob

hes a very cute and sexy guy who always thinks with his dick and loves long walks at the beach. Preferably with children because he's so good with them.
by Hensler August 8, 2021
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Gay Jacob

A homosexual man, most known for his love of sucking off his friends or even taking it up the ass. Commonly part of LGBT groups such as the G7 or Stats 244, using his supple lips to please his peers.
Sigma balls, Gay Jacob!
Gay Jacob is Albert Geistein.
by rottencanofsoup October 14, 2022
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Jacob

person 1 Hey? me and Jacob is going on a date.

Jacob I'm sorry but i am dating your best friend?
by Starflys January 1, 2023
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Jacob

jacob is a pathetic dick wad who gets emotionally attached way to quick and blames a his suicidal tendencies on you‼︎
by rainbowkittensurprise November 2, 2019
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Jacob

A very annoying guy that will most likely have a lot of fake friends, Jacob is the kind of kid to interrupt your class just to tell the teacher something they never asked for. Doesn't know how to control his anger and will blow up like a bomb.
Teacher: "All right class now o-" Jacob: "Teacher is your screen saver a waterfall?"
by Pierce_77 October 21, 2022
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