by Smerv May 17, 2014
Get the fart smock mug.The act of collecting the fart in your fist and then releasing it near your nose to enjoy the evanescent fumes while they last. Usually performed when someone is alone.
Usually performed to get high when out of drugs.
Usually performed to get high when out of drugs.
"John you gotta find your bitchass some work instead of fart fisting on my couch all day!"
Matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!
Matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!
by fartmongrel September 28, 2011
Get the Fart Fisting mug.1. Arse, usually that of a female.
2. The foot rest in a car that the left foot can be placed on after changing gear, so that it is not hovering over the clutch pedal. Derived from when one is driving and feels a fart brewing, one can press down with the left foot on the farting bracket so as to raise the left arse cheek to let the fart escape unhindered.
2. The foot rest in a car that the left foot can be placed on after changing gear, so that it is not hovering over the clutch pedal. Derived from when one is driving and feels a fart brewing, one can press down with the left foot on the farting bracket so as to raise the left arse cheek to let the fart escape unhindered.
Hey mate, check out the farting bracket on that bitch!
Hey lads, I'm gonna slip her one up the farting bracket tonight!
I just love my new car, it even has a farting bracket.
Hey lads, I'm gonna slip her one up the farting bracket tonight!
I just love my new car, it even has a farting bracket.
by Teknotrix October 16, 2009
Get the Farting Bracket mug.The study of how the body releases waste in a gaseous form is nothing new (F•ART). However, only within the last 25 years have experts truly been able to understand and marvel over the ingenious ways that our bodies have evolved in order to survive. Cleansing itself of toxins is surely among the most impressive.
After the body consumes an excessive amount of alcohol (in most severe cases inexpensive alcohol) the body almost immediately begins to purge those toxins in the form of a Beer Fart. While these might appear to be regular flatulence to the unaware, it doesn’t require a keen nose to distinguish the difference. A Beer Fart not only smells like shit from the digestive system, it also manages to mix aromas with the low grade alcohol(s). In most cases the farts are a precursor to the vicious diarrhea that will soon follow.
After the body consumes an excessive amount of alcohol (in most severe cases inexpensive alcohol) the body almost immediately begins to purge those toxins in the form of a Beer Fart. While these might appear to be regular flatulence to the unaware, it doesn’t require a keen nose to distinguish the difference. A Beer Fart not only smells like shit from the digestive system, it also manages to mix aromas with the low grade alcohol(s). In most cases the farts are a precursor to the vicious diarrhea that will soon follow.
by Grande Flatulence June 19, 2021
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Bing or Google out what those two words mean, U lazy snitch fart.....
Bing or Google out what those two words mean, U lazy snitch fart.....
by Tenshi MVP January 2, 2015
Get the snitch fart mug.A trapped fart is a fart left in a closed space for the next lucky person or yourself. One can trap a fart in an elevator (my fave) or before exiting a vehicle, public transit ( I especially love dropping one on the bus or skytrain just as I walk off)
Omg I just trapped the biggest fart as we left the elevator lol. Let's wait and see the reaction when the next person gets on!
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trapping a fart trap a fart fart trapping elevator surprise skytrain stinkbomb trapped fart
by westcoastguy June 11, 2014
Get the Trapped Fart mug.It is a school boy that always has to fart in that one class that no one likes and gets kicked out of class
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