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The Sling of David

A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).
“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”

“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024
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David Belmonte

A famous Younower, Muser and Instagramer who is known for making cute and hot videos and pictures for the internet. Everybody falls in love with this boy.
,,Do you know David Belmonte?"
,ofc he is made of boyfriend material'
,,Go away he is mine"
by carobufty July 9, 2017
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Doing a David

When somebody kicks a ball over a very tall fence several times per game
David is doing a David every Tuesday...
by TNF Definitions April 15, 2024
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David duju

He is a man who knows how to get the bitches with his awesome million dollar face and his mega huge cock 9 inches.
He is a leader person and is incredible intelligent and smart
Hey david duju you motherfucker can i sleep tonight at ur house
by 187kmn January 3, 2017
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David Lee Mason

This is mainly for my brother for when he says, "I didn't ask."
He asked last week, and I have proof....
It's on the internet now and you're looking at it.
Me: "David come look at this"
David: "Did I ask?"
Me: "yes"
David Lee Mason asked
by Hey It's that one guy October 2, 2022
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David Nisewonder

"That David nisewonder dude is a bad ass motherfucker! "
by Dude who recognizes coolness September 9, 2022
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David Sunflower Seeds

is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.

The company was founded in 1926 by Armenian-American David Der Hairabedian of Fresno, California. Der Hairabedian first roasted sunflower seeds in his grocery store and packaged them in individual servings for a nickel. Eventually, his two sons, Ara and Aram, joined him in marketing the seeds to other retailers.
ConAgra Foods Acquires David Sunflower Seeds Business Archived from the original on 2011-07-11. Retrieved 2011-02-23.
by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023
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