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The Swedish Moris Dance

This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool, dry place to esnure maximum conservation. One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.
Last night I gave some girl with one leg The Swedish Moris Dance. She called the police and I'm facing 3 years in jail.
by Justice Crime February 4, 2007
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taehyung is not in the dance line

it's a holly line for pjms who have kim taehyung complex. they usually use this line at least two times a day for feeding their insecurity.
" taehyung is not in the dance line when we have 3J!"
"bighit's choreographer is not relevant at all. taehyung is not in the dance line."
"ok but taehyung is not in the dance line."
by bluesidelover December 10, 2018
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wenus rave dance

A mouthful to pronounce, but if you've heard of a rave dance (which consists of multiple persons who dance fanatically to music), then this is similar. Instead of raising your arms (usually resulting in flapping hands in the air), you raise your wenus and flex it from one side of your body to another, creating the image of your wenus 'dancing'. Be warned! When completing this awfully difficult dance move, it will guarantee raised eyebrows (as with anything wenus-related).
"Man, let's hold a wenus rave dance!"
"...Like here? And now?"
"Duh. C'mon, it'd be fun!"
by WENUSMAHMAN April 21, 2009
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Dancing With The Grim Reaper

How you tell your kids their dad isn’t coming home from the army. Popularised by Mikey Z’s hit song.
Child: Mum when’s papa coming home for Christmas
Mother: Jimmy, papa’s not coming home he was dancing with the grim reaper
Child:(Hysterical whining)
Mother:(Punches child to shut up)
Child:(“Has a nap”)
by Dr P. Fletcher December 15, 2018
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Slavic Line Dancing

A large group of people extremely drunk off of Vodka, attempting to either dance or move together in some semblance of organization. Usually it's a lot of stumbling, tripping and incoherent movements of people who should be sitting down.
"Look out, that bachelorette party is about to be Slavic Line Dancing, we better get out of here"
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
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The Last Demon Dance

Some bs that tik tok made up abt high profile gang members doing a dance when they get caught all because some dimwit decided to buss out a move after a high speed chase. The guy in the viral
video that everyone claims was doing “The Last Demon Dance,” wasn’t even a gang member he was just a fucking weirdo.
You see that guy do the last demon dance?

Yeah that’s pretty fucking gay
by 707glasstable June 4, 2023
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Dirty Dancing Syndrome

Finding a fling on your vacation which after the vacation is over crashes and burn.
A: why does Gabe look heart broken?
B: he is just suffering from Dirty Dancing Syndrome.
by babban billu May 23, 2022
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