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Jacob

Jacob is a huge ass gamer and he will get mad if you disturb his "gamer time." He will always read your messages, but not always answer you. If you call him, be sure to be ready for a decline XD he's not a mean person, he is just socially awkward and doesn't really like the idea of "outta school contact," it's okay tho. He's a wonderful friend and he will always be there for you =)
Person 1: I can't believe him!
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Jacob! He's reading my messages but not answering me!
Person 2: he's a socially awkward person and you're interupting his gamer time.
by irishidiot-xx February 17, 2020
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Jacob

The most amazing guy ever. They're a gentleman and super smart. They are a social butterfly, always nice and friendly with everyone. They are also one of the most oblivious people you will ever meet. They can be a huge dork but it a good way.
by BookNerd79 November 30, 2021
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Jacob Hill

Jacob Hill has a huge johnson and weird hair, he is irish with ocean blue eyes, and has a fresh trim and he is sitting next to me in english rn.
"Jacob Hill" has a big johnson
Oh no jacobs johnson is growing
by Bradley boss November 12, 2023
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Jacob

The most popular male baby name I'm 1997. Due to its Abrahamic origins the name Jacob has been popular for millenia.
Dad has always loved Jacob more than us. Let's steal his coat and throw him in the well.
by rslashjacob September 20, 2021
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Jacob

A man who plays the worst games known to man
Look it's Jacob playing those shitty games
by Absolute legand November 22, 2021
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Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.
"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*
by jacksonbarr May 11, 2016
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