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Jacob Smith

A man that is funnier then Taylor Stanley and gets the most bitches in the world
Jacob smith snagged all the bitches from Taylor.
by Displexified January 25, 2022
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Jacob

Really hot, really funny, really sweet, really cute, oh and really into bees
You know that bee boy, what’s his name?”

“Jacob obviously
by Bee.girl January 25, 2021
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Jacob Beamer

Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!
"He is such a fuckboy! He just asked me for nudes!"
"He must be a Jacob Beamer"
by kay.kay.kay. May 22, 2016
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Jacob

An incompetent asshole of a brother. He doesn’t help people unless forced too. A dick too his siblings but decent to others.
My brother is so lazy
Is his name Jacob?
by Blissyay3 October 15, 2018
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Jacob

A guy who is confusing but you can’t help but still want to be around him. He will try to make you happy but has terrible memory and you don’t know if he means it or not. Dark brown eyes and so tall. Even if you didn’t plan on it you will end up liking him. You need to match his energy so he can match yours. The thing is, will he ever ask you out? Hopefully but I don’t know. You will really want him to though. He makes you feel like you want him to choose you.
Kylee:I am friends with this guy and he’s so confusing. Lily: is his name Jacob?
by Bitchhhhhhh.777 March 29, 2025
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Jacob Gullick

Jacob Gullick is a unit with a massive penis. he is very attractive, his rolls turn everyone on.
Jacob Gullick: "Hi"
Girl: 'orgasms'
by Korny sauce November 24, 2021
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Jacobs girlfriend

jacob: "i just realized i have the prettiest girlfriend in the world"
Jacobs girlfriend: "i-"
by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020
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