Sexy Roadkill

When someone shows up to a gathering looking like they died seven times on the way there.

Bro 1: Yo did you see Alice last night?
Bro 2: Yeah man, she looked like sexy roadkill. Must have been running late.

by The rebellious Amish August 21, 2016

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sexy jack

My friend jack. .he is so secy.

vaporeon sexy jack yeah sexy

by pisssman November 26, 2020

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Big Greek Sexy

A rather large individual possibly of greek descent that portrays the following characteristics.

1. Absolutely not sexy (3/10 at best)
2. No sense of shame (nips are out everyday)
3. Thinks he is Mr Olympia (32 BMI)
4. Sexually assaults women so much he needs to change colleges (3x at least)
5. Never known the touch of a woman just his waifu body pillow
If you think you or one of your friends are a “Big Greek Sexy”, do not confront them and tell them to take a long hard look in the mirror, as they will start furiously jorking it at their own reflection. Instead please call the Big Greek Sexy Hotline (248) 434-5508

“Did you see Big Greek Sexy yesterday?”
“Yea he catcalled me as his nipple was trying to free itself from his body.”

by PossumH8ter June 15, 2025

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