Brownie Batter Pass

A rapid, improvised method of transferring freshly evacuated fecal matter from hand to toilet, typically occurring in moments of urgency, poor planning, or experimental bathroom behavior.
The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off.

Possible causes:

• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop

• Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs

• Overconfidence in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique

How to perfect this method:

• Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition.

• Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage.

• Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact.

• Wash hands immediately: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”

1. “I was mid-shower and suddenly had to poop no time to think, just had to pull off the Brownie Batter Pass.”

2. “Mid-shower poop emergency hit out of nowhere, so I had to make a quick Brownie Batter Pass before it got worse.”

3. “Was just chilling in the shower when nature called hard that Brownie Batter Pass saved my sanity.”

by EthanolLancx August 9, 2025

Kansas City Bus Pass

When a man hangs from the roof beams of a bus stop with his feet on the bench while an obese woman sucks him off while sitting on the bench.

This fat bitch needed bus fare so she asked if she could do a Kansas City Bus Pass with me

by FuckIce January 11, 2026

Fuck me in the ass pass

When something is so good you’d let someone fuck you in the ass to have it

Oh my gosh that carrot cake was definitely a fuck me in the ass pass

by Kingbyng March 6, 2022

I do not die if I pass away.

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Person: I do not die if I pass away.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

We ain’t given no passes

"We given no passes to the opps" is a slang phrase that means you show no mercy or make no exceptions for your opponents or enemies. It is most common in hip-hop and internet culture, and it means that any hostile action or misstep by your rivals will be called out or challenged without hesitation.

Me rapping “we ain’t given no passes to the opps”

by Shi BeReal September 21, 2025

heath pumped, pass it along

Somebofy who always farts.

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by plato! August 6, 2024

Nah, i'll take a pass

To mentally shit down someones esophagus, to decline an offer and or order.

Teacher - "Clean up the tables!"
Smart-Ass Student - *Whispers to friend* "Nah, i'll take a pass." *Giggles*
(The student ends up cleaning anyways.:

by HentaiWithTheHortons November 20, 2017