mystery poo

When you poo in a bag and hide it in someone's vicinity. After a while they smell it and have to find it.

Did someone mystery poo me? It smells in here!

by yfzrider2 October 26, 2013

Farty Poo

When you think that you're about to let out a massive nuke in your poor toliet, but you just let out some weak fart that, about 20 seconds later, turns into the worse explosion your toliet has ever seen of poop. LOL

Hey man, i just had a Farty Poo, and i don't feel the same.

by buttface123jr. April 6, 2017

Pregsy Poo

A man who is under 5' tall and has a 43" waste, with a bulging stomache.

Man does he look Pregsy Poo, he looks like he has a baby in there!

by TheGoldNaster October 21, 2011

Poo Clot

A slang word for constipation.
Can also be used to describe a large build up of excrement as the result of not using the toilet in several days.

Me: oh man, I haven't shit in like 5 days, I have a serious poo clot.

Friend: Ew, thats vile man.

by Mr Peel October 7, 2012

Poo Pies

originated from the expression 'poopies'. Usually used in cases of negative incidents. can also be used as a replacement for swear words

"oh poo pies, i just dropped my phone down the toilet"

by the poopie creator June 22, 2011

Poo cutter

A knife duct taped to the back of a plunger for the purpose of cutting up large poops that will not flush.

I dropped such a large poo, I had to slice it up with my poo cutter.

by Kbaby716 April 22, 2022

roody poo

a sorry athlete

Mane y’all boys playing like some roody poo’s

by reynoldsjosh June 28, 2022