Shrek Neck

When your poop is green

I just had a shrek neck and I think I need to see a doctor

by Mr. Cat Guy October 07, 2022

Neck Sausage

When someone lifts their head back and it makes a big lump behind their neck.

Yo Kendall.
A:What
Look up there you see that UFO?
A: Where where where!?
Bro you have a Neck Sausage.

by Anothablackone February 22, 2024

neck muff

The newborn patchy chin grundle. When you have a thicket of neck pubes on your turkey gobbler.

Damn.....did you see Chad walk in today with his neck muff? He needs to shave before the next meeting.

by Jwortylko May 25, 2021

Neck Cooter

The flaps of skin from an persons neck which resembles the female vulva.

Donald Trump's neck cooter is looking like the Arby's Big Montana lately

by Laffocakes December 07, 2020

No Necked

When you jack off so hard your chin goes into your chest and you no longer have a neck

I no necked so hard last night I passed out

by No Neck, No Necking January 25, 2024

neck rash

when you wear fake ass jewelry

why do you have a neck rash?

oh. I was wearing fake ass jewelry

by original handle November 01, 2017

Jewish Neck Tie

When the doctor takes your fore skin and stretches it around your neck after being circumcised

Mort Goldman wasn’t happy when he realized the doctor had given him a Jewish neck tie

by Mort Goldman August 26, 2022