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ninja boot

a term used when you tell another male your are going to have sex with a female
Yo Mike im about to get that ninja boot from dat mom in da bahamas AARRAH!(ninja sound)
by Mike Dodge December 9, 2008
mugGet the ninja bootmug.

car-seat ninja

Children that are under 50 lbs and taking any type of martial arts class.
Damn, do you see all of those car-seat ninjas outside of the dojo yesterday evening?, Cosmo Kramer pwnd a bunch of car-seat ninjas.
by Byrd-Man April 12, 2009
mugGet the car-seat ninjamug.

Black-Belly Ninja

A nigga who know how to do them Kung-Fus real good. He got a black belly because he take so many punches right in the gut. Real strong nigga.
That guy is a Black-Belly Ninja dawg.
by BlackBellyBoy June 19, 2018
mugGet the Black-Belly Ninjamug.

training my ninjas

another term for masturbation..... originally used for an online rpg game but took out of context and now used for this.
Jason - hey man what are you doing
Frank - dude im training my ninjas
Jason - thats disgusting!
by frank valente January 7, 2007
mugGet the training my ninjasmug.

pirate gangsta ninja

one who is a pirate, a gangsta, AND ninja, all in one.
originally formed by Pirate Kelsey & Pirate Laura when they had a fight and Pirate laura joined with the ninjas - therefor becoming Ninja Laura.
peter piper couldn't choose, so he became a gangsta.
then they all became friends again and formed the Pirate Gangsta Ninjas.

yeah, bitch.
Pirate Kelsey: i hate you! you cant be a pirate anymore!!Pirate Laura: i hate you too!, FINE!
*pirate laura becomes ninja laura*
Ninja laura: yeah bitch now i'm a ninja!!
*peter piper becomes gangsta*

-- some time later --

Pirate Kelsey: can we be friends again?
Ninja laura: YES!!
peter piper: YAY!!!!!

*they form the pirate gangsta ninja team*
by Pirate Lauraa August 19, 2006
mugGet the pirate gangsta ninjamug.

Strictly For My Ninjas

An American pop culture graphic t-shirt that consists of word play that is apparently designated to incite animosity between suburban European-Americans and African-Americans. Contrary to popular opinion, it obviously has no basis for humor or parody, and should be deemed a racial epithet because it's a blatant mockery of the iconic rap artist Tupac Shakur's 1993 album, Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z. which contains tracks emphasizing the deceased artists political and social views. How dare they?!! This shameless attempt to lampoon the album was discussed at the prestigious University of Iowa's 2007 Obermann Center for Advanced Studies Symposium on Obscenity during a panel aptly titled "The N-Word." And since they're the foremost authority on comedy, black people do not find this shirt funny; only white people with hatred in their hearts! LEAVE TUPAC SHAKUR ALONE <cry *tear*>
Strictly For My Ninjas is a racial epithet, unlike the following shows and comedians:
Chappell show's view of racism, Lil John, Prince, Rick James
South Park's view of politics.
Family Guy's view of ... well, just about everything.
Carlos Mencia
Jeff Foxworthy
Friar's Club Roast on Comedy Central
Spike Lee
Quentin Tarentino
by hoblinscriw January 11, 2008
mugGet the Strictly For My Ninjasmug.

I'm running Ninja

In reference to Call of Duty games, it is a fancy way of saying "Nobody will hear me" when you are sneaking into or out of a house or other building you weren't supposed to leave/enter to begin with.
Buddy: Dude, are you seriously going to come with me later? Won't your parents hear you?

You: Relax, I'm running Ninja up in this biatch.
by AL_PS3 March 2, 2011
mugGet the I'm running Ninjamug.

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