A bloke who works in mines or FNC typically a plumber by trade. Will fuck anything that has a Pulse. Will tell you every time he gets a day off and will also tell you how much he’s spent on his shitty GU coil cab. Often will message girls “hey u up” unannounced
by Shit slinger May 1, 2022
Get the mud fly mug.Typically a mine worker or someone that has worked FNQ and always tells you about it. Someone that drive a capped out gu and loves telling everyone about how much he’s spent on it. Someone that message girls unannounced on after a few cans “hey u up”
Hangs a around girls at the pub like a fly
Hangs a around girls at the pub like a fly
See that bloke over there hassling the poor girl wearing a work shirt trucker cap and surfer joes he a mud fly
by Shit slinger May 1, 2022
Get the Mud fly mug.Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.
by UnkySnit10 October 13, 2022
Get the Mud Crabs mug.When four men meet at the dump point at a caravan park with their mud luggage for their daily conversation. Lots of talk about shit.
Sally: What are you up to this morning Gary?
Gary: First things fisrt, I need to empty our mud luggage and see how the lads are going.
Sally: Oh, the mud collective??
Gary: First things fisrt, I need to empty our mud luggage and see how the lads are going.
Sally: Oh, the mud collective??
by Andos Hastos January 10, 2022
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Campbell: “Hey crystal, are you feeling ok?”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”
by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022
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Max: “Jack what are you doing? Put your clothes back on while you are taking a shit!”
Jack: “I can’t help it. I’m so hot and sweaty that I feel like I’m gonna pass out.
Max: “At least close the door if your gonna dump a Mud in the Nud!”
Jack: “I can’t help it. I’m so hot and sweaty that I feel like I’m gonna pass out.
Max: “At least close the door if your gonna dump a Mud in the Nud!”
by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022
Get the Mud in the Nud mug.Campbell rejects Max on the basketball court.
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”
by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022
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