a mary shelley

A hand job in a mausoleum .

"My goth girlfriend totally gave me A Mary Shelley last night! "

by Cricci August 22, 2019

Johnny-Mary

A rude name Little Larley uses.

Hey Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019

Johnny-Mary

A rude name Larley uses.

Hey Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019

Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary

A rude name Larley uses.

Hey Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019

st marys

the worst school in limerick. filled with snakes and want to be travellers.

boy1: i met a bird from st marys
boy2: mort for you

by 1638293 August 28, 2019

Anal Virgin Mary

A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.

Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?

by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019

Saint Mary Magdalene

Saint Mary Magdalene is a preppy catholic school, where my cousin goes. It's in Delco, and if you don't know what that is, fuck you. They are all stood up cunt bags and have big ass houses in developments. They usually go to Cardinal " O'whora" and try getting hammered every night. To sum it up, they are all faggots.

"Oh... that kid goes to Saint Mary Magdalene. He's a rich cunt.

by ajmc31527 December 17, 2017