The peculiar phenomenon of suddenly becoming unsure how many legs one has, and where exactly they are. Particularly when the legs don't appear to know either.
The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.
The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.
"Alas, dear chap, I appear to have a sudden case of Schrödinger's Legs. Might I perchance borrow your umbrella to prop up my uncertain undercarriage?"
by SunGnif July 29, 2023
When a person places a leg in front of their other leg for a photo in order to attract attention to their shape on a night out and for the gram.
by Archerboy123 November 14, 2021
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Gammy legs is a word that you say when you have someone walk past you and have the biggest ass and you just fall
by La lions squad November 20, 2019
When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.
by Whosit606 November 03, 2022
by Babz_16 January 25, 2008
Refers to the playful "pretend assistive" action of raising someone's ankles up off the bed/couch in an apparent effort to aid him in standing back up ("Okay, your feet are up so far; you can lift more of yourself up now!"), but in reality you are effectively **preventing** him from standing up, since he would need to have his legs **lower** than his head and torso in order to be able to sit up and get to his feet. :P
Employing da "helpful" legs-lift is a good way of sarcastically conveying to a huge-a** lazy-bones who has groaningly asked for your assistance in rising dat he is obviously much too big/bulky/heavy for a much-smaller/lighter/weaker person like you to actually lift to his feet, and dat he will therefore need to just clamber back up under his OWN steam.
by QuacksO November 13, 2018