one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

texas leg lock

When giving a rim job your partner will rap their legs around you to lock you in

Man Alexis Texas has the nicest ass. I would love her to do a Texas Leg Lock on me

by Gio da PANDA July 15, 2016

herpy leg

Some who starts things with other people, and hates on everyone and everything, expescually when you have something they don't or something better than them.

1.)Omg! Look at that herpy leg!
2.) Are they being herpy legs??

by Mia. S July 8, 2016

Spider Legs

Tall young woman with long legs that can wrap around any man ;)

"I didn't have to worry about holding her up her spider legs wrapped around me worked just fine "

by blackwidow June 25, 2016

legs in pockets

To be carrying large volumes of contraband on ones person

Ye cuz, me and boys got searched by rozzas down endz last week. We was props legs in pockets tho.

by maddan123 May 31, 2016

Ginger Legs

A Ginger with deformed legs

Hey ginger legs go stumble somewhere else

by KYs72 May 25, 2016

lobster legs

when you get red lobster-like legs from sunburn

"put some sun cream on or you'll get lobster legs !"

by Clawcracker May 13, 2016