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Lady Jane'd

To jizz on a girl's crotch, and then shaving your armpits onto your jizz to give her pubes.
"I've been growing for six years to lady jane this bitch!"

"After I Lady Jane'd my wife I licked it all up because she puked"
by jfwsvfbeuiwvbw November 25, 2011
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Granola lady

by mr mayonase January 4, 2012
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Lady Vault

The Lady Vault is a ladies term for Masturbatory Aids. Similar to a "spank bank" but for ladies.
by Botina January 11, 2012
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Lady of the Lord (L.O.L)

A woman that is very loyal to her church. Attends church regularly and volunteers for all church functions and is the pinnacle of what church ladies should strive to be.
Karen: That woman is such a brown noser. She's always at church and is always sucking up to everyone.

Rachel: No Karen, she's not a brown noser; she's a Lady of the Lord (L.O.L).
by Twatts! March 4, 2011
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Questionable Ladies

A pair of women who are highly suspected of being lesbian.
Bobby: Check out those two chicks sitting by the fountain.

Paco: You mean the ones that look like they are fresh from the softball field, wearing the work boots with the mullets?

Bobby: Yep...those are some questionable ladies.

Paco: Sí...questionable ladies.
by tendertootheboot July 22, 2011
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Gritz Lady

A 40 something year old woman who ALWAYS has to tell people how it is and sometimes point out the obvious in what is wrong in a situation – no matter how big or small the issue at hand is. While some may view her as a chronic complainer or battleaxe, others may view her as giving constructive criticism to improve the situation.
While eating at a casino breakfast buffet, Gritz Lady sits down with her hot bowl of what was labeled as grits on the buffet table (she was skeptical as she ladled the porridge into her bowl to start with). Upon further examination and initial consumption of said “grits,” she loudly exclaims to her boyfriend, “These are NOT grits, this is Malt-O-Meal; I’m going to set someone straight on this.” Needless to say, the poor young man working hard to keep the buffet line wiped up spic and span got an ear full about the issue of the bait and switch regarding labeled hot grits when in reality they had filled the pot with Malt-O-Meal. (this is the very situation where the boyfriend coined the name; the stories and complaints go on and on and on...)
by Gritz Lady September 20, 2011
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The Locker Room Ladies

Pink pussy hat wearers
History Remembered: Trump and the Locker Room Ladies

In an infamous Access Hollywood hot mic moment, Trump expressed his amazement and dismay with the type of women that will allow famous men to fondle them just because they're famous. This criticism did not sit well with what we'll call "the locker room ladies" who in protest chose to strap on pink ski hats intended to resemble female anatomy so as to say we'll use our female anatomy however we want thank you very much and how dare you even comment on our behavior. To show just how serious they were, they then proceeded to vote for history's most famous fondler in the 2020 election. This has been history remembered.
by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023
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