A massive cunt that should have been swallowed. If not swallowed, this "jake" will grow into a large pointless waste of skin, consuming the life of women by deteriorating their self-esteem through unappreciation, name calling, and the typical annoyance. Commonly compared to a vampire or parasite.. example:"My boyfriend Jake is a life-sucking vampire." Example: "Jake is such a f***ing parasite."
by Adubbxx February 14, 2018
Get the Jake mug.The best guy on the planet, super hot and handsome, extremely generous, caring and is the biggest sweetheart you'll ever find, he may not look like it at first but if you get to know him you'll find out that Jake is the best friend you could ask for a freind from heaven, he will do anything to make the ones he cares for smile 24/7, he's protective and funny, he's reliable and has the best listening ear when you have a problem, always willing to have a fun time, adventurous and not one to be boring, no matter how bad a situation is go to Jake he'll do everything possible to fix it, he can see the good side to even the darkest of times, if you haven't found a Jake abbott go out and find one and become his freind it'll be the best decision you could make
Me-OMG my boyfriend broke up with me * crying* I hate my life
*Jake sees me and walks over*
*i tell him what happened* *he sits down besides me & gives me a hug*
Jake Abbott- look your amazing and he's an idiot for breaking up with you it's truly his loss your the perfect girlfriend your constantly calling and texting him, your beautiful, and incredible, caring, he missed out on the best relationship of his life and if you want I'll go teach him a lesson cheer up okay we're gunna hang out and make you feel better okay
*Jake sees me and walks over*
*i tell him what happened* *he sits down besides me & gives me a hug*
Jake Abbott- look your amazing and he's an idiot for breaking up with you it's truly his loss your the perfect girlfriend your constantly calling and texting him, your beautiful, and incredible, caring, he missed out on the best relationship of his life and if you want I'll go teach him a lesson cheer up okay we're gunna hang out and make you feel better okay
by Semi on em January 3, 2017
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A term to call someone you hate. Instead of calling someone a bitch, cunt , asshole, fuck face or a twat , you can just call them a Jake Paul , but be very careful with using this term it might put the person you are calling a Jake Paul into coma.
Person 1: Hah! you are trash at this game.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Jake Paul!
(Person1 got sent to hospital immediately after hearing that.)
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Jake Paul!
(Person1 got sent to hospital immediately after hearing that.)
by Brian So November 22, 2021
Get the Jake Paul mug.A term to call someone you hate. Instead of calling someone a bitch, cunt, asshole, fuck face or twat, you can just call them a Jake Paul, but be very careful with using this term, it might put the person you are calling a Jake Paul into coma.
Person1: Hah! you are trash at this game.
Person2: Shut the fuck up you Jake Paul!
(Person1 was sent to the hospital immediately after hearing that.)
Person2: Shut the fuck up you Jake Paul!
(Person1 was sent to the hospital immediately after hearing that.)
by Brian So November 22, 2021
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by Jake Danimer November 22, 2021
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