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Jacob

A Jacob is normally a whore, a guy that enjoys to play with girls hearts and cheat with every girl he hooks up with. A jacob can be nice at first but once you date him, you will notice that he is a piece of shit. And you just hope you’re enemy dates him so she can get her heart ripped out
“Omg, Jacob has changed so much since we got together! He used to be such a loving person, now he is a hoe”
by I’m.your.favorite.. October 14, 2019
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Jacob Holley

Y’all here jacob holley dropped anotha one
by tttuuuh November 22, 2021
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Jacob Arnold

A hilarious name to have. This guy is a die-hard band kid that will do everything in his power to dick ride the section director. This guy probably has a serious addiction to Fc24, in the mindset where if he's not first, he's last. He probably has a crush on someone who got botox on both asscheeks and fantasizes about them.
That guy is very angry. He must be a Jacob Arnold!
by nickerballz August 8, 2024
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Jacob

Don’t be jacob
by Snapple is good April 2, 2019
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Jacob

the most loving and caring person you’ll ever meet. he has dark brown hair and dark eyes. a beautiful smile and he is the most perfect human on this earth. if you have a jacob you know how wonderful they are but my jacob will always be the best one out there. hes funny, hes kind, hes protective but not too much, hes comforting and gives the best cuddles. hes just amazing.
person 1: “man your boyfriend is amazing!’

person 2: “yeah hes a jacob”
by anonymous January 5, 2023
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Jacob

The most amazing human being ever.Kind, thoughtful, funny and just a “tad” sarcastic. He’s someone that will always do his best to cheer you up when you’re down and loves to make people happy. Despite all the hardships he went through he’s still the great person he is today. He’s quite the snacc and his smile is just 🔥🔥🔥 (he may insist he’s not a snacc but that’s a lie). A genuine person to be around and you’re really missing out if you don’t know him already. Though he does have a wifey so go find someone else to romanticize.
Jeez I wish my husband was a Jacob
by _Nothing_But_FACTS October 4, 2020
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Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.
Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.
by Msizzy January 6, 2020
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