When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.
In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.
by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer February 17, 2018
A can man is a person who does nothing and sits at home alone playing games and uses cans to dress them self’s they are usually 14 which is why they don’t know look after them selfs and likes fortnight people
by Arqziii March 02, 2021
Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
Other person: okay❤️
by Zorosbreast February 08, 2024
to ross your cans means to open your cans then immediatly therafter throw it away and claim to have drank them
by Penistornado January 21, 2009
Normie Can
Can is a kurdish man who has no country
He drinks alot of alcohol and tends to fight drunk people at night but of course fails Everytime
A normie is a normie i dont need to explain that
Can is a kurdish man who has no country
He drinks alot of alcohol and tends to fight drunk people at night but of course fails Everytime
A normie is a normie i dont need to explain that
by Lfaf November 22, 2018
by 13wishes March 04, 2014
Popping your can refers to the process in which a male throat fucks someone so hard, a small hole rips in their throat. Resembling a hole in a can.
by Ayce123 June 19, 2017