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horse

the animal that looks like a donkey but is more pretty and tall and is mostly brown in colour and goes:yee haw
where the hell did my horse go!
mugGet the horsemug.

Twat Horse

A person who thinks quitting their job and pursuing a life unemployed is the key to life.
"Benton" is a Twat Horse.
by Twat Horse September 24, 2011
mugGet the Twat Horsemug.
This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
by PPHal December 12, 2023
mugGet the I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long runmug.

Horse

Look. This is a horse! Fuck mate, Iknow what a horse is
by solkim August 11, 2021
mugGet the Horsemug.

putting words in the horse's mouth

the anti-social habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them
boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.
by Sexydimma April 9, 2013
mugGet the putting words in the horse's mouthmug.

Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked
we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild
by jakobslobber12 December 20, 2023
mugGet the Jakob's Horsemug.

One Horse Pony

A xenophobic, racist, misogynistic cancer word for people of non white color.
"Your a One Horse Pony"
-Joe Biden
by Big Nasty 2665 December 23, 2020
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