The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".

Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom

by the stanky leg April 5, 2009

Goatted YouTuber

A Minecraft YouTuber that gets no bitches

Goatted is a Goatted YouTuber

by Goatted January 3, 2023

Goat

Fake sheep

Goats are just fake sheep

by Ghjkdld'szvsk January 18, 2022

Dildo goat

What you call a Bucko straight outta Buckinghamshire that looks like a goat straight outta farm and just loves his sex toys.

Sham that Ben guy is such a Dildo goat

by Mr Spunk July 18, 2016

GOAT

Lebron. Raymone. James.

“You saw Lebron dropped 60 the last night!?”
“Of course I did, he’s the goat!”

by Lebronglazer2233 February 1, 2025

GOAT

G reatest
O f
A ll
T ime

You are a GOAT.

by The Hilarious Anonymous Guy November 18, 2022

Goat

Goat; Someone who are usually a strong player but misplayed.

Being the Goat isn't a baaa-d thing, you just messed up!

by Christian2345678222 October 4, 2019