fake

someone who

: acts diff around certain ppl to impress
: talks to your ex without you knowing

: switches up

: is friends w someone they talked the most smack about

: lies
: don’t believe in you

: thinks they allat

damn you really is a fake friend tho.

imagine bein fake.

by rgs May 20, 2020

Faked Accident

A deliberate act designed to scare, annoy, harm, or kill someone, that is executed in a way that appears to be an accident and thus the person who committed the act ideally gets away with it.

An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.

Because of these "faked accidents", murder rates are higher than officially counted. Countless people get away with murder and other crimes and they walk among us, completely unsuspected. Drew Peterson, a cop from Illinois, is a great example. He got away with drowning his wife in a bathtub until her body was reexamined 5 years later.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020

Fake Thot

An oxymoron

How can a thot be fake when the definition itself implies a girl who tries to be fake af just to get laid. It's like saying water is wet, well no shiet.

fake thot

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2023

fake valentine

when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine

Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..

by annanicole819 March 27, 2012

E-Fake

The term E-Fake is a name used for people who are try hard E-Boys. They are known for being glued to their phones on Tiktok to look for all the latest trends and styles and then trying to copy them for the aesthetic they want. They also are known for wanting to be or trying to be a try hard fuck boy. This is seen in the fact that they’ll go for anyone 13-15 because they know they have no chance with anyone they’re age as every girl hates him.

Friend 1: hey, do you want to hang out with Liam?
Friend 2: nah man, he an E-Fake and he tried to get in with his best mates 13 year old sister
Friend 1: ew, what a nonce

by The World Australia November 29, 2019

Fake femboy

Someone who claims to be a femboy, but is a trans man and calls themself a femboy to compensate for the fact that they aren't able to look masculine

It's literally just being a woman with extra steps

Real femboy: So yeah, I dress feminine to express myself, I have a cock and I was born as a dude

Fake femboy: omg me too! (Is visibly female)

Real femboy: (knows the fake femboy is afab) Uhhh no you aren't..that's being a woman with extra steps

Fake femboy: *gets mad because they Don't want to admit to themselves that femboy is a slur when used on trans people, And proceeds to rant on Twitter about how Trans men are oppressed*

by DogbertsLeftNut April 27, 2025

Fake Brother

I person who cares about you in a brotherly way. Someone who shows you love and hate at the same time. Someone who is overprotective over you about boys. A person who shows you off to all of his friends and tells his family about you. They are also a person who you can talk to and they will comfort you.

That's my brother.
Your blood brother.
No, my fake brother.
Oh well, he treats you like his sister.

by Preiod March 4, 2022