I want to marry you and have children with you you are being a fucking dumbass I love you you dumb bitch
Emily: I am a dumb bitch and I don’t have feelings
Random loser not worth mentioning: What the fuck bitch? I want to marry you and you need to have my fucking children I love you you are a fucking amazing fucking clown what the fuck is wrong with you I love you go fuck yourself
Emily: okay bro let’s do it sheesh what the fuck
Random loser not worth mentioning: okay so then will you marry me?
Emily: Yes
Random loser who’s finally worth mentioning: okay thank you I apologize for calling you a dumb bitch.
Emily: I know
Random loser: I know you know that I know that you know
Emily: I love you and I will marry you.
Random Winner: Looks like I always win on urban dictionary, if I don’t end up killing myself, this is a fucking go fuck yes
Emily: what?
Random dead guy: sorry I just killed myself
Emily: damn I suck a lot
His decimated corpse: I’m not your party favor anymore now that I’m fucking dead
Emily: sorry it is what it is
Dead guy: I hate everything
Random loser not worth mentioning: What the fuck bitch? I want to marry you and you need to have my fucking children I love you you are a fucking amazing fucking clown what the fuck is wrong with you I love you go fuck yourself
Emily: okay bro let’s do it sheesh what the fuck
Random loser not worth mentioning: okay so then will you marry me?
Emily: Yes
Random loser who’s finally worth mentioning: okay thank you I apologize for calling you a dumb bitch.
Emily: I know
Random loser: I know you know that I know that you know
Emily: I love you and I will marry you.
Random Winner: Looks like I always win on urban dictionary, if I don’t end up killing myself, this is a fucking go fuck yes
Emily: what?
Random dead guy: sorry I just killed myself
Emily: damn I suck a lot
His decimated corpse: I’m not your party favor anymore now that I’m fucking dead
Emily: sorry it is what it is
Dead guy: I hate everything
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. wears a blue singlet top, grey glass one trackies, blonde hair (mostly in a pony tail) a necklace with a circle, belly button piercing, double helix studs, twins heart ring, swarovski bracelet, white toe nails, works in a bakery and chews chocolate loudly
by jacob elordi April 8, 2024
Get the Emilie Donaldmug. Emily’s are usually very tall and slim. They have the perfect body and are amazing at kissing and sex. When you meet an Emily, be sure to hold onto her because they are rare to find. Anyone who comes too close will automatically want to be her friend.
Hi Emily!
by Millsatron2000 November 13, 2019
Get the Emilymug. Emily is the most wonderful girl to ever exist. Although you might think she's a bit of a pleb and she's shy and doesn't yap alot, once you get to know her and she's comfortable with you she's never gonna stop yappin. Emily has the most beautiful eyes the cuttest smile and the most addictive laugh ever
Im in love with her and one day we gon get married
-Alex
Im in love with her and one day we gon get married
-Alex
by No.1emilover February 17, 2025
Get the Emilymug. Feminist
Thinks windmills make energy🤮👎🤣
Awful at field hockey (especially goalie)
Dumb
In love with Elliot
Probably eats her poop
Thinks windmills make energy🤮👎🤣
Awful at field hockey (especially goalie)
Dumb
In love with Elliot
Probably eats her poop
by J doc October 22, 2019
Get the Emilymug. by Noah budaii December 8, 2017
Get the emily wentzellmug.