Burger & Cries

The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.

New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.

Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries

by daltonjfk November 27, 2019

burger kids

used to define spoilt,rich kids in asia who speak a mixed language of english and the language of their region in asia. these wimps always get the girls and are often in memes. gold diggers often get attracted to these burger boys. these burger boys also take snaps of their cars often and be like no one else got cars in this world. this ridiculous and hideous species is often spotted in Pakistan and India.

guys plz dont mistake a burger for burger kids

by Saltfan August 12, 2020

Mald Burger

When you have no response to someone projecting their anger onto you.

"I HATE HOW EVERYTIME I LOOSE IN TRIVIA CRACK THE GAME REMINDS ME HOW ABSOLUTELY DOG SH*T STUPID I AM BY THE MILLIONS OF ADS IT FORCEFULLY SHOVES IN MY FACE WHEN I GET A QUESTION WRONG"

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"Mald burger.... 👀 "

by Drnkn August 3, 2022

Scott Burger

An overdramatic complaint from someone who's just recieved a gift. Typically done by those who are upper class.

A spin off of a nothing burger.

Did you see that Ross was crying about not getting the right color Lamborghini for his birthday? That's such a Scott burger.

by Azzwagon March 19, 2025

Burger bong rip

For one to take a bong snap while naked. The ripper must stick their piece in the bong first.

Yo let’s go take a burger bong rip

by Burger wizard March 22, 2024

Burger

A sandwich with at least 1 beef, lettuce, cheese and some sauce

burger

by Handle.cfg October 30, 2022

Bob The Burger Builder

A person that is really cool.

Bob The Burger Builder gives no examples

by 0cean_man August 30, 2018