Hands down the most poggers human to ever exist. He is very sweet and loving. But sadly has to walk around struggling to lug that fat, juicy, ludicrous dump truck around everywhere he walks. This struggle constantly weighs on his mind and he goes throughout the day. Nevertheless, he makes jokes and remains happy while simultaneously making everyone around him laugh, and is probably racist deep down.
"Oh my GOSH!"
"Is that ADAM GALLO"
"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"
"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."
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"Is that ADAM GALLO"
"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"
"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."
"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"
by Probably Ichigo September 21, 2022
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Boy 2: That songs wank mate, when’s he gonna drop something good?
Boy 2: That songs wank mate, when’s he gonna drop something good?
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guy#1: should I buy Adams mic?
guy#2: no wtf that's a shit mic that sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with the static of a thousand tvs
guy#2: no wtf that's a shit mic that sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with the static of a thousand tvs
by guysimhere December 28, 2018
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The smell of KFC usually ignites this addiction.
The smell of sweaty chicken reminds him of the smell of his feet after a "hard" day doing nothing.
The smell of KFC usually ignites this addiction.
The smell of sweaty chicken reminds him of the smell of his feet after a "hard" day doing nothing.
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