nerd bagel

What your mother calls you when you’re laughing to much at her because you are weird.

Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.

by EmmersWasHere September 01, 2019

reptilan nerd

someone who sits for hours in final cut until you become a lizard.

Dude I have been working for hours and i feel like a reptilan nerd.

by urbanwordhunter April 15, 2010

Nerd Slush

Making out at sonic

Faith and Brenden had a nerd slush at sonic

by Jamees August 13, 2016

Nerd Money

The amount you put aside to go to comic-cons and buy nerdy shit.

I'm going to take my nerd money to the comic-con today.

by pablowisdom September 20, 2016

sleeper nerd

a person who is objectively attractive or seemingly “normal” but is secretly a huge nerd/really intelligent; or has an obsession towards something that isn’t mainstream.

“Woah he’s fine asf”

“Yeah i hear he’s obsessed with Lego though”
“Ohh he’s a sleeper nerd!”

by btl0913 December 17, 2023

Nerd Ragin

When virgin faggots (the 208 clan) like to be trollin on xbox live and never get pussy. and get ass fucked because their dads have boundary issues.

Man 1: man that 208 clan is nerd ragin.

Man 2: yeah i know they havent got pussy their cat died.

by jayhypnosway August 20, 2010

nerd spritzing

A form of bukake where naked men stand in a circle and ejaculate on a pile of old PCBs (printed circuit boards)

The group of tech bros felt a close connection in the office after the nerd spritzing party.

by FunkyFun88 August 15, 2024