Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.

"Want to invite Jake Over?" "No way José, I'm allergic to bees."

by JustJake521 November 23, 2021

Jake

Jake. Jake is a character from 'Jake and the neverland pirates'.

'Jake, look out! Captain hook is near!'
'Thanks, Izzy!

by Anonymousyapple November 24, 2021

Jake Paul

Synonym for internet cancer

I can't believe how much of a Jake Paul this right-wing Karen is
I think she needs to have her Twitter account banned

by EmperorShitface February 16, 2022

jake polansky

A short Ukrainian kid that is loved very much by anyone

I really love Jake Polansky

by Jfjcjfjfhsgshfjfifi April 7, 2017

Jake Paul

Cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer and cancer
Even more cancer and dabbing

Crap music

I watched Jake Paul and got cancer

by %$& June 13, 2018

JAKE

Jake is a very sweet boy towards girls always eating salad and making jokes. Laughing with those two special girl that used to sit by him but got moved cause they talked and laughed too much.A lady’s man

Hailey:jake who do you like

Jake:I ain’t telling

(Three days later)
Jake:Hailey I like you

Hailey:Gasps

by Glitterbaby23 May 18, 2018

Jake Paulers

Any kid ranging from 1-16 who likes or supports Jake Paul

I love Jake paul, just subbed. Jake Paulers forever

by JakePaulsux November 3, 2018