w h e e z e

To laugh uncontrollably in a wheezing sound. The spaces in between the letters the "flat" sounding and length of the noise. Usually used by people who just saw a funny post on reddit.

(in person)
Person A: "Enter funny joke here"
Person B: *w h e e z es uncontrollably*

(on the internet)
Person A: "Joke"
Person B in the comments: W H E E Z E

by MrChickinMan March 5, 2021

S. C. H. O. O. L

Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

S. C. H. O. O. L.

by Bookworm of the dictionary April 17, 2018

H&H

Hammock and Handjob, its the act of receiving a handjob when laying in a hammock with another person.

Jesse: "Hey bro, did you really get H&H'd last night?"
Damon: "Yeah bro shit was wild."

by TCPNull September 17, 2020

h

H is used when you want to say "I hate minorities and frequently kill people of colour".

Me: Hello
Friend: h
Me: That's disgusting, why are you like that

by dyenamoe March 3, 2021

George W. F. H. Bush

The commando-in-chief. President of working from home in nothing but a shirt, gets dressed by invading the Dryrack. Went to Yale but says he's from Texas so his O&G coworkers will accept him.

Coworkers on the Teams call: "I think you're on mute, we can't hear you."
George W. F. H. Bush: "But I can hear you!"

by daltonjfk September 24, 2021

h

h

Bob: hey guys
Cleveland: ت

by funyman123 February 21, 2023

triple h

text lingo that represents the 3 h’s: High, Horny, and Hard

i told that girl from the party i was triple h and we smashed all night

by lexin October 29, 2018