john you wear too much turtle skinz or u belong with tha preppie turtle skinz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!holla
by nick tha pimp March 16, 2003

Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha
by JackReacher XMP July 5, 2010

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by Duck perv February 14, 2021

An anxious two winged helpful green boi who will do anything to help his friends, or a particular pink and yellow rain wing
by Kenyon Blackmon March 18, 2021

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023
