john you wear too much turtle skinz or u belong with tha preppie turtle skinz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!holla
by nick tha pimp March 16, 2003
Get the turtle skinzmug. Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha
by JackReacher XMP July 5, 2010
Get the squishy turtlemug. by stacy moiseyeva June 5, 2020
Get the Turtle Strategymug. by PoopyLife101 October 25, 2019
Get the Turtlemug. by Duck perv February 14, 2021
Get the turtle pervmug. An anxious two winged helpful green boi who will do anything to help his friends, or a particular pink and yellow rain wing
by Kenyon Blackmon March 18, 2021
Get the Turtlemug. brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023
Get the turtle sexmug.