Cum-A-Soup

Where one is expected to get their O in 3 or less minutes

“I’m not a Cum-A-Soup!”

by em-1345 April 14, 2023

nut in the soup

An invitation to anal sex

Dude 1:Hey man just nut in the soup
Dude 2: sorry man I don’t swing that way

by VariableY May 18, 2018

Slurp And Soup

While having sexual intercourse with a woman the man jizzes inside the condom and the woman takes it off and pours it into her mouth and swallows.

Allah gave that bitch a Slurp And Soup last night.

by eduardo sanchez November 5, 2012

Primal Soup

A sexual act when one throws up into another's butthole and keeps it plugged for a few hours. Therefore, creating a questionable, biological stew in one's bowel or, a primal soup.

Dave: Hey, where's Stassi?
Chad: Oh man, last night we made some primal soup and now she's in the hospital!
Dave: Do you regret it?
Chad: Hell. No.

by stankyANKy November 6, 2017

Balls To Soup

At the moment everything is about to go to shit. And/or: Right before you have to make a crucial, important decision.

Similar to:

- At Crunch Time
- When Push Comes To Shove
- When The Pedal Hits The Metal
- Gun To My Head

Balls to Soup, i would have to admit i prefer my oldest child.
Balls To Soup I realised that I wasted so much of my life.
Balls To Soup I'm sure some people will survice a global nuclear winter.

by anonymous April 22, 2025

Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.

Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.

by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024

muff soup

The process by which a male will fuck a girl so hard that he pops her hymen and she cums at the same time making a mix called muff soup

Thursday night I fucked this one ebony bitch and I hit that shit so hard her pussy just turned into some muff soup

by spunes February 28, 2019