Monster Magnetism

When your partner is so clingy that they want to have sex with you almost all of the time

My girlfriend has Monster Magnetism

by The Nobody Rabbit May 19, 2023

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Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

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Watertown Butt Raping Monster

The Watertown Butt Raping Monster is a mythical creature that resides in the wilderness of Watertown, Wisconsin. If you ever see it, there is no use running. You will die a horrible, painful, death.

“Hey, did you hear about Jim?”
“Yeah I did, the Watertown Butt Raping Monster got him, poor guy.”

by _#%^*> May 31, 2024

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pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.

Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.

by jfb6942069 March 11, 2022

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Monster Lady Gay Gay

Term reclaimed by the LGBTQ+ community from the Westboro Baptist Church who created homophobic Lady Gaga parodies.

Now used as a term of endearment to refer to someone outrageously, fabulously gay.

Look at Craig strut in those 9 inch pleasers! He IS Monster Lady Gay Gay.

by JemimaJellybean March 21, 2025

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