fucks for pennies

a woman who only goes for a man who has no looks, no personality and usually no dick, but has lot and lots of money.

--"Amazing, that ugly rich cunt Andrew has a sexy new chick"
--"Yeah, Karen fucks for pennies!"

by boris the great May 22, 2008

Fuck Dribble

The slick and sexy combination of saliva, lube, and semen left behind on the bed after a wild fun time

"what's that wet spot on the bed? oh, it's just fuck dribble!"

by gomer79 December 1, 2009

Kilo-Fuck

A unit of measuring how much some one got fucked over

Wow did you see that, he got totally Kilo-Fucked

by Glenjamin87 August 9, 2009

fucking ballsack

A term commonly used to describe anger. And pain.

Definition 1
I'm confused...

Fucking ballsack so am I.

Definition 2

Dude he just fell

Ouch FUCKING BALLSACK I fell.

by FUKING BALLSACK August 23, 2011

Fucking Statics

The term of endearment given by all students of statics after the first exam.

twenty seven blanks, and if you get one wrong, It's all wrong FUCKING STATICS!

I just spent two hours on one problem with the solution guide and unlimited answer attempts. I still haven't gotten it. FUCKING STATICS!

by Balphius October 4, 2010

Uber fucking

1) Using the taxi-like service Uber, accentuated by the adjective form of 'fucking'.

2) Using the taxi-like service Uber, in conjunction with sexual acts, more commonly known as 'fucking'.

3) However Madeintyo wanted the phrase to mean in his popular song "Uber Everywhere"... Most likely one of the other definitions (reference 1 and 2 above)...

Skirt skirt...

1) "Uber everywhere, uber fucking everywhere".

2) Yo bro, had some intense Uber fucking the other night!

3) Yeah I Uber fucking everywhere, ain't nobody got time for a DUI!

by _irdc_ September 14, 2016

muddy fucked

The act of having sex through the anus with a great chance of getting fecal matter on the penis of the male doing the insertion.

I {muddy fucked} that girl until she pooped on me.

by Jon311 October 30, 2013