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Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.
My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire
by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022
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Texas Wild Cattle

When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner
I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle
by PeePeeAsh April 13, 2019
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Plano Texas

This Is the home of the 3 Highschools in one city, based on my Favorite porn of 2 girls one cup, but it is much worse considering how bad we are at sports versus how good we could be. West people are more wealthy and do mad drugs, East is poor and does drugs, and central is becoming ghetto as well. Plano Texas is a booming city with Toyota headquarters and stonebriar mall, RIP COLLIN CREEK.
Yo bro what school is the best in Plano Texas? “Definitely Central because they have the best drug hookups.”
by CoochieObtainer May 30, 2019
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Texas

The worst place on the planet. This place is terrible, it doesn't even deserve to be a place. Nothing about Texas is good.
Run away from Texas!
by anonymous August 2, 2023
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The Texas of the North

The Texas of The North refers to how New Hampshire is known as being the New England state that most resembles the way of Texas living. From hating taxes, to loving alcohol, and being the only place you’ll see cowboy hats in New England, there are a lot of similarities between the two states.
New Hampshire is the Texas of the North kid, if you don’t like it go to our liberal neighbor
by HowdyHey August 28, 2023
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west texas special

When a cowboy has sex with any relative, animal or of the same sex.

The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.
Hey cousin Tom how would you like to join me in the barn for a west texas special. The sheep are looking mighty pretty these days.
by Huckleberry75025 May 11, 2018
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texas softball

During anal sex with a partner the receiver reaches back and punches the giver in the balls and then runs in a diamond.
Man Scott gave Lewis a Texas Softball today.
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