Talking Fig

Something with lots of sexual experience

Person 1: I have sexual experience

Person 2: man you’re like a talking fig

by BasicallyATalkingFig June 23, 2022

Taki Jockey

A white male from the age range from 30 - 45, who exclusively hits on Latin Women.

"My friend can't come to Target anymore, they're too many Taki Jockey's."
"I was gonna invite my friend Jeffry to the DR, but I can't now because I figured out he's a Taki Jockey."

by Hoobadobious Maximus June 23, 2022

taki the nun

Taki the nun where’s ‘a dark grey and light grey long dress’ ‘ and she has white eye’s and no pupil’s and a open mouth’

‘ you will see her usually with a chainsaw’

Taki the nun is just havin fun: a song by gametoons

by Mei mei ;) July 17, 2022

Taking a 'Shelly'

Being on the work place receiving end of a recreation of the 1990s Tango orange man from the sombrero wearing fuck wit in the office

"11am Tina sent that bloody email and he's just ignored it, now I'm the one taking a 'Shelly'"

by Laid Back Larry July 22, 2022

Talking out the side of your neck

The person you are talking to in that moment saying some shit that don’t add up of does not make since.

“How can fish breath under water?” “Because they have gills.” “If we cut gills would we be able to breath under water?” “Nigga you talking out the side of your neck

by Kayla__ July 27, 2022

takiana

A monke. Don't call her a banana or more specifically a "bana" she will bloody diarrhea on you.

Look it's takiana. She's so pretty

by Kurkiko Aiko July 28, 2022

Talking Rhubarb

To talk complete nonsense, usually in a repetitive manner, or / and for a prolonged period. To spout verbal diarrhoea, usually to an audience of participating idiots. if the word absolute is used predominantly, then this used to accentuate the synonym 'Rhubarb'. Whilst there is no actual word that has an identical meaning, disregarding the association to the plant of the name. Often two words can be used to inflect the same meaning. Examples of this would be 'talking dog shit', 'talking broken biscuits', 'spouting shit' and talking out your 'arse / or ass pipe'

Mick, can you do us all a favour and stop talking rhubarb.

All that guy has done all night is talk absolute rhubarb, he needs to give it a rest.

I went to a party last night, and it was full of undesirables, there was this one guy that just sat there and talked rhubarb all night.

He must have been on drugs, because he didn't stop talking for over 8 hours and not one part of it made the slightest bit of sense - I've never seen someone talk absolute rhubarb like this guy did. It was like an assault on the ears.

by bradsbadluck July 29, 2022