June 16th is national fake bitches day. Post a story in honor of all the weird bitches that came in life and wasted your time.
girl 1: "hey it's june 16. fake bitches day !"
girl 2: "I know. I'm gonna post savanna. You should post emma😹"
girl 2: "I know. I'm gonna post savanna. You should post emma😹"
by bixesstaymad June 15, 2022

Friend: did you know June 25th is the day you ask someone out and they can’t say no?!?
Other friend: I’m going to ask out my crush then!!
Other friend: I’m going to ask out my crush then!!
by Crazy._.payton June 23, 2020

you're either an immortal, invincible ghost man that got slashed across the bridge of your nose and now have a scar by Matthias Corvinus, King of Hungary, in late 1462 when he had Vlad the Impaler imprisoned OR you're a gamer boy that works in theatre tech.
Jerry: holy shit, is that June?
Alexa: I heard he got a hair cut, but why does he look so fine???
Jerry: Damn. Guess I'm gay
Alexa: I heard he got a hair cut, but why does he look so fine???
Jerry: Damn. Guess I'm gay
by M_Okuzim April 21, 2023

-Hey do you know what June 16 is?
-no, what is it?
-It’s NATIONAL BEST FRIEND DAY IN GERMANYYY!!!!
-no, what is it?
-It’s NATIONAL BEST FRIEND DAY IN GERMANYYY!!!!
by Deutsches Bundesministerium May 24, 2023

by automobile June 3, 2022

by horny lil fagot June 23, 2021

by Shees June 4, 2022
