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Kevin Hart

Standing small at 5ft2, Kevin Hart is the same height as a 13 year old girl. Having long ago realized that he will never be taken seriously as a man because he is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet, little Kevin therefore resorts to publicly humiliating himself by performing childish comedy routines. The resulting publicity only serves to further inflate his already gargantuan Napoleon complex, which in turn drives the silly manlet to ever greater levels of compensation. It's a (hilarious) vicious circle. When will they learn?
Hey, isn't that midget comedian Kevin Hart being attacked by a butterfly over there? Yeah, it is - the butterfly must be like a dragon to that microscopic manlet boy!
by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024
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Kevin

“Kevin fucking sucks.”
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Kevin

an unliked nobody who loves himself even though he is horrible to look at and has a cheesy knob and bad breath
Nah kevin
by ehunt1610 March 27, 2023
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KEVIN LEYSATH

the finest daddy to ever exist
Chris dad kevin leysath is the finest man, i’d give him head in public
by COOCHIELOVER4321 March 20, 2023
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Kevin

Anything that is bad or terrible
person 1: yo bro did you hear this new song
person 2: yeah ts so kevin
by nomoreparti3s April 20, 2025
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The Kevin Titus Special

The act of inserting a violin bow into your stinker (definition by Max Evans)
guy 1: im about to perform the Kevin titus special
guy 2: may I join?
by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 27, 2021
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Kevin fallacy

The notion of trying to bring ”objective” opinions into a subjective discussion.
The color red is the best because the Internet said so.

That line of thinking is just a Kevin fallacy!
by Vihörs February 24, 2024
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