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Kentucky Conductor

Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled

Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.
Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"
by Kenny Fucking Powers! June 4, 2024
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Kentucky plug

Plugging bloody holes with your thumb
She's on her period but I'll Kentucky plug it and go in the backdoor.
by Bigdabnug420 May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Cornstalk

A sex act between two people where some corn is frozen and slathered with butter. The male fucks the women doggy style while he takes the corn and puts it in her ass, the butter acts as lube.
Male:Hey Jessica, want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight.

Jessica:Sure, I'll get the corn.
by Jerry Longdick July 11, 2017
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Kentucky plug

Sex position. Has to be Scott (Kentucky ballistics) thumb and in some way there has to be slap rounds involved.
by Ak gut May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

A sex position in which you plug your thumb into your partners hole to prevent leakage, just like Kentucky ballistics had to !
Me: I have my girl the Kentucky Plug last night

Friend: Did she take a slap round before that ?
by TheReelParo May 20, 2021
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Kentucky bath

Washing oneself with a soapy wet washcloth instead of taking a shower or immersing oneself in a bathtub.
We don't have time for showers. Just give the kids a Kentucky bath.
by WritingJoy January 27, 2014
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Kentucky plug

Shoving a 50bmg up ones hole for sexual pleasure
Hey man just picked up some new slap rounds, gonna see if my girl let's me give her the Kentucky plug
by Median May 20, 2021
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