kentucky luggage

when you sleep with a guy and he shits the bed

did you sleep with brenda and did she bring your kentucky luggage

by fjk4573 December 14, 2024

Kentucky Standoff

When your next door neighbor decides he wants to leaf blow at 10:46 at night, in the rain. So you jump on the KTM 125 and start ripping through your yard to prove a point. Raise and praise

“Those fuckers are on a Kentucky Standoff again.”

by Loubacaa June 09, 2019

The Kentucky Thumb

The act of placing your thumb in a woman's vagina, so far that it may just be saving her life.
Made famous by famous YouTube star, The AK Guy, Brandon Herrera.

I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night, she was done in only a few minutes.

by allerr12 May 20, 2021

The Kentucky Thumb

The act of a male using his fingers in an attempt to "stem the bleeding" of a female partner when: Vigorous sexual activities induce the early onset of "shedding of endometrium from the uterus".

Her: STOP! QUICK! Give me the Kentucky Thumb! . . . I just got my period.

by FlipAma June 02, 2021

The Kentucky thumb

The Kentucky thumb

Wow she got really wet after I gave her the Kentucky thumb

by Squid303 May 21, 2021

The Kentucky thumb

Putting a thumb in your anus to stimulate the vasovagal response to the point to slow your heart rate down to prevent shock or death from bleeding, can also be used for pleasure also.

Put the Kentucky thumb in it.

by Nightmed May 21, 2021

Kentucky Twizzler

When you drink your own cum through a Twizzler...

Mann... John did the Kentucky Twizzler with his own cum, that's fucked up woe

by catlo3 October 24, 2020