jacob rider

a Lil gay guy who likes to be gay and is rarely even a guy, call him a gay girl if you will. he, oops... she likes to ride sacks.

Jeff: ayo, u actin like a lil jacob ride, get off my lap

Jacob rider: ohhh yaa

by lil jacob rider October 30, 2020

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Jacob Low

An incredibly funny person who is so funny and cool that he can make you laugh by just looking at you.
He is also incredibly good at making the sound of a machine gun.
He also speaks very fluent Spanish and he is very awesome and attractive.

Micheal: "Hey Jacob Low, what does a machine gun sound like?"
Jacob Low: " Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr..."
Micheal: "Very funny."

by ChubbinIsAGod April 30, 2019

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Jacob Robbins

A guy with a teenie weenie

Man Jacob Robbins has a teenie weenie

by Bithcuihs July 1, 2018

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Jacob Short

The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet. He's so sweet and tries his absolute hardest to make you feel wanted. He's truly such a pure genuine soul and always loves to help people that he cares about.

'Person 1: "OMG! Do you see Jacob Short over there?!? He's so caring and kind."
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"

by purplegirl11111 August 23, 2019

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Jacob

sexy

person1: hey it's jacob!!
person2: yea he's pretty sexually attractive and exciting.

by moki-and-dewi November 23, 2021

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jacob

the best boyfriend you will ever have. he has the prettiest eyes you have ever seen and you can look into them forever. the sweetest voice you will ever hear, you can even fall asleep to it. he also has the most beautiful blonde hair ever and the cutest smile. he knows how to treat you right and never fails to put a smile on ur face and make you laugh. sometimes he can be a little mean but he never means it. his personality is the best ever. hes so nice and caring, he is funny and beautiful. hes just so perfect. he will do anything for you, he will give u the world. if u ask he will give (or try atleast). he gives the best presents in the world. hes also very very amazing at basketball, baseball, and football. hes athletic.. AND PRETTY. hes just the most perfect human being in the whole wide world. hes amazing<3

i love jacob

by labdodndisbsidbwn January 29, 2022

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